10 SIMPLE TRICKS TO INSTANTLY STOP MASTURBATING (these work 100% of the time!)
I recently
Write an Article about NoFap and how to know if it's something you should try
or not. If you haven't read it yet, Kindly
read it in the similar post section of blog, because there are some types of
people who benefit more from it, and some who benefit less. So let's say you've
decided that you want to start masturbating less, or you even want to stop
entirely. But you don't know how to do it, and all the other tutorials fucking
suck. That's why I, Your Buddy, am here to tell you EXACTLY how to achieve your
goal. These are things I've come up with, that are really easy and really
specific, that you can start doing RIGHT NOW. I've personally tested all of
them and can guarantee they'll work for you.
#1. Jack off as much as you want ... but only
at night. Tell yourself you don't have to stop at all. You're just only allowed
to do it at night, after you've already done everything you need to do, so
around 11pm or later. This removes a lot of the pressure from it, because
you're still allowed to do it as much as you want, you just have to wait a
little while before doing it. But the benefit of this is, most of the time you
just won't even do it at all because by the time it's that late, you're already
tired and you don't even feel like doing it anymore.
#2. Have other fun stuff to do at night. Use
this one along with the first tip. Have other things you enjoy doing at night. For
example, maybe you limit yourself to watching Netflix for a maximum of 1 hour a
day, and only at night, after you've finished your work. So this means once you
get to that time, you only have enough time to either watch Netflix, or watch
porn. And if you're like I am, once you start watching a new show, you get
really into it, and you look forward to watching the next episode. So each day
you'll be like "ehh, I could beat my dick, but ... fuck it! I'd rather
watch the next episode of House of Cards!" And then you'll watch it, and
by the time you're done you don't have time to beat off anymore.
#3. Block
porn sites in your hosts file. If you don't know how to edit the hosts file on
your computer, I'll have a link to it in the description below. Basically the
way it works is there's a text file on every computer where you can type in a
list of websites you want to block, and then if you try to go to them in your
browser, you won't be able to. You can add Pornhub and whatever other sites you
want into it to stop yourself from going to them. Now yeah, you can always open
up that file and delete the sites from the list if you want to go to them, but
often it'll just be too much trouble and you'll think "meh, fuck it, I
don't care enough to do that" and you won't do it. It just adds another
barrier that makes your porn less attractive.
#4. Don't
text girls all day. There are guys who text with girls ALL DAY EVERY DAY. This
includes texting, Snapchatting, Twitter and Instagram DM's, and any other
method of communication. You don't want to do this. If you're talking to girls,
and you think they're hot and you want to hook up with them, it's just gonna
keep the idea of sex in your mind all the time and make you more likely to want
to bust your dick out later. Think about it: let's say you're at the movies and
a couple hot girls are talking to you. And now let's say you're out mountain
biking with a bunch of your buddies and there are no girls around. In which of
these scenarios do you want to jack off more? Obviously the first one. So NOT
being around girls all the time will make you less likely to be turned on all
the time, and less likely to feel like jacking off.
#5. Don't
check social media more than once a day. "Disclaimer this does NOT include
YouTube. You should spend at least 38 hours a day every day watching Based Zeus
YouTube videos." This is similar to tip #4. If you're on Instagram all day
looking at pictures of hot girls you know, or hot girls you don't know, or if
you're on Facebook creeping on girls at your school or at your work, you're just
keeping the thought of sex in your mind all the time, when it doesn't need to
be there! If you use social media, limit yourself to once a day, either in the
morning, or right before you go to the gym. Plus, this'll make your life a lot
more productive as well.
#6. This
is my FAVORITE tip: HAVE OTHER STUFF IN YOUR LIFE! A little while back, I got
really wrapped up in a project I was working on, something I really, really
enjoyed and was passionate about. I loved working on it and I spent a ton of
time on it. And then one day I realized "hey, I haven't jacked off in like
3 weeks! what the hell?!" I was just so excited about this other thing in
my life and dedicating so much time to it that I didn't even think about sex at
all, and every now and then if I did think about sex I'd be like "fuck it,
I'd rather work on this project instead!" So having other things in your
life that you really care about and enjoy, is an AMAZING way to change things
up. You can use this for anything, for example, if your life is pretty shitty
and all you do is work a boring job and then go home and get drunk on the
couch, and your goal is to stop drinking, it could be difficult because you
don't have anything else going for you. But say you take up playing the cello
or something, and you really love it and you want to improve and you can't wait
to get home to work on new pieces, well, it's gonna be SO MUCH EASIER to stop
drinking, because you have this other thing that you now care about a lot more
than you care about drinking, SECOND, you won't want to waste time drinking and
you'd rather use your time practicing instead, and THIRD, drinking will
decrease your skill level if you practice afterwards which will really make you
not want to do it. So, if you have something you want to stop doing, instead of
just replacing it with a void, replace it with something positive!
#7. Have a
schedule. Having a schedule, or a routine, helps because let's say you work on
your science project every single day from 2 to 5 pm. You do this every day. Then
one day, at 2:30pm, you feel like jacking off. But that's your science project
time, and you have to stick to your schedule! You're MUCH LESS LIKELY to
actually stop and load up some porn, than you would've been if you were just
sitting around doing nothing, because you don't want to break your schedule, you're
already working on something, and you know if you stop and start it's gonna be
a waste of precious time. You can use this tip in conjunction with tips #1 and
#2, and if you feel like jacking off but it isn't your pre-decided "jack
off time" then you just have to wait until it is that time. And usually,
when that time comes, you won't be in the mood anymore anyway.
#8. Don't
do things throughout the day that will turn you on. So, with me personally,
even if I have a specified "porn-watching time," I'd still
occasionally check to see like what new videos are out, "hey I wonder if
Madison Ivy has any new videos lemme just check her Instagram," let me
queue up the shit I want to watch later, and so on. This is similar to tips #4
and #5, because this is something that keeps the idea of sex in your mind
throughout the day. If you want to check a pornstar's Instagram or Snapchat to
see what she's doing, or you want to load up your favorite porn site to see
what new videos are out, do it during your specified "porn-watching
time" in your schedule, NOT constantly throughout the day.
#9. REALLY
SIMPLE TIP: Stop asking girls for nudes! If you text girls, you've probably
asked them for nudes. Yeah ... you know what I'm talking about. Who doesn't? But
if your goal is to stop jacking off ... and yeah, I've been saying
"jacking off" instead of "masturbating," because honestly,
who the fuck in real life actually says "masturbating" ... please. If
your goal is to stop jacking off then obviously HAVING GIRLS SEND YOU NAKED
PICTURES OF THEIR TITS AND ASSES ON A REGULAR BASIS, is NOT conducive to that
goal! Just stop talking about nudes! and
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